call me a safe bet, i'm betting i'm not...

i'm lois, but so are a lot of people.

twenty one forever, scottish & mentally unstable.

lush life, vegetarianism & living outwith my means.

i like tattoos, horror movies & halloween the best.

i am vulgar, indecent & inappropriate 99.9% of the time.

www.geishawigs.co.uk

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currently. i am the law. #judgedredd

currently. i am the law. #judgedredd

i love a good sunset ❀

i love a good sunset ❀

birthday cake is almost better than sex. unless we’re referring to my ex boyfriend, i’d definitely have taken the cake. #bitch

birthday cake is almost better than sex. unless we’re referring to my ex boyfriend, i’d definitely have taken the cake. #bitch

red onion you da one.

red onion you da one.

all the veggie foods though!

all the veggie foods though!

pepsi max cherry. i’m a riot.

pepsi max cherry. i’m a riot.

summer isn’t too bad when you’re sitting in the shade & there’s a decent breeze!

summer isn’t too bad when you’re sitting in the shade & there’s a decent breeze!

quick lunch after running about like a headless kitchen putting birthday decorations up. blowing up balloons with cheek piercings is not ideal…

quick lunch after running about like a headless kitchen putting birthday decorations up. blowing up balloons with cheek piercings is not ideal…