call me a safe bet, i'm betting i'm not...

i'm lois, but so are a lot of people.

twenty one forever, scottish & mentally unstable.

lush life, vegetarianism & living outwith my means.

i like tattoos, horror movies & halloween the best.

i am vulgar, indecent & inappropriate 99.9% of the time.

www.geishawigs.co.uk

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can’t wait to get my prints up on my wall! ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’•

can’t wait to get my prints up on my wall! ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’•

completely forgot this had arrived! thank you so much @rachelbaldwintattoo it’s absolutely beautiful & i’m in love! it’s number 25 of 30 printed which makes it extra special too ^_^ ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’œ #thecraft

completely forgot this had arrived! thank you so much @rachelbaldwintattoo it’s absolutely beautiful & i’m in love! it’s number 25 of 30 printed which makes it extra special too ^_^ ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’œ #thecraft

mammy & daddy.

mammy & daddy.

ma daddy & baby david.

ma daddy & baby david.

queen belle. to be honest, she’s usually sitting up next to the humans! well & truly slumming it today :’)

queen belle. to be honest, she’s usually sitting up next to the humans! well & truly slumming it today :’)

wee rora is a riot.

wee rora is a riot.

lush treats! think i’ll have a lovely bath in a bit ๐Ÿ’—

lush treats! think i’ll have a lovely bath in a bit ๐Ÿ’—

popped into lush yesterday & bought myself a couple of things (deliberately left my card at home so i couldn’t impulsively spend!) but as you’ve probably noticed i’ve been trying to cut back on my ridiculous lush hauls as my room is literally filled with the stuff & i’m trying to use everything up before it goes to waste! i left with a secret garden ballistic, a fluffy egg ballistic & a sakura ballistic as they’re three of my favourites & i knew i didn’t have many, if any. i was all upset with myself though as all the easter goodies were beautiful & they smelled absolutely gorgeous & i really was just like a child in a sweet shop! to my absolute surprise & delight, my mum presented me with this mountain of easter lush goodies this morning! she ordered everything online & got it delivered to work so it was a PROPER surprise for me (i knew she had got me something because i got a glimpse, but had no idea she’d got me all these treats!) & honestly, not much makes me happier than lush! she’s usually so awful at keeping secrets from me, she usually always tells me or gives me things early to cheer me up, but this was really, really lovely. looking forward to lots of fresh springtime baths! ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’š

popped into lush yesterday & bought myself a couple of things (deliberately left my card at home so i couldn’t impulsively spend!) but as you’ve probably noticed i’ve been trying to cut back on my ridiculous lush hauls as my room is literally filled with the stuff & i’m trying to use everything up before it goes to waste! i left with a secret garden ballistic, a fluffy egg ballistic & a sakura ballistic as they’re three of my favourites & i knew i didn’t have many, if any. i was all upset with myself though as all the easter goodies were beautiful & they smelled absolutely gorgeous & i really was just like a child in a sweet shop! to my absolute surprise & delight, my mum presented me with this mountain of easter lush goodies this morning! she ordered everything online & got it delivered to work so it was a PROPER surprise for me (i knew she had got me something because i got a glimpse, but had no idea she’d got me all these treats!) & honestly, not much makes me happier than lush! she’s usually so awful at keeping secrets from me, she usually always tells me or gives me things early to cheer me up, but this was really, really lovely. looking forward to lots of fresh springtime baths! ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’š

i’d quite like to keep this egg, purely because it’s so luxurious & beautiful. i am a princess! ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•

i’d quite like to keep this egg, purely because it’s so luxurious & beautiful. i am a princess! ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•

i have a problem. i’m gutted because the lighting was poor in the livingroom & my photos aren’t as nice as they were last year :’) i also need to stopping specifically making everything pretty & taking photos of everything! LOL JK. #sorrynotsorry

i have a problem. i’m gutted because the lighting was poor in the livingroom & my photos aren’t as nice as they were last year :’) i also need to stopping specifically making everything pretty & taking photos of everything! LOL JK. #sorrynotsorry

my wee corner. dad has claimed the raspberry cheesecake egg though!

my wee corner. dad has claimed the raspberry cheesecake egg though!

sweeties! does anyone know if you can/how to donate easter treats to children? i absolutely adore everything & i’m so grateful, but it makes me so sad to think that some poor children won’t even get a meal today, never mind a treat :( i know it probably seems like a tiny insignificant gesture (sure i’ll get people telling me that i should just donate money to charity - i do, along with a ridiculous amount of things throughout the year) but it’s something that’s on my mind & i’d really like to make even one child happy โค

sweeties! does anyone know if you can/how to donate easter treats to children? i absolutely adore everything & i’m so grateful, but it makes me so sad to think that some poor children won’t even get a meal today, never mind a treat :( i know it probably seems like a tiny insignificant gesture (sure i’ll get people telling me that i should just donate money to charity - i do, along with a ridiculous amount of things throughout the year) but it’s something that’s on my mind & i’d really like to make even one child happy โค

easter sunday, 20/04/2014 โค my brother & i are absolutely ruined by our wonderful parents. as a family we’re incredibly close & love celebrating every little holiday that we can & we like to make things special at each & every opportunity. the love & support of my family will always be more important that any material possessions, but it’s so important to treat yourself & the ones you love when you can. i know a lot of people wouldn’t agree with me, but spoil the people in your life with love, affection & pretty things whenever you can, because i know wee treats are what get me through sometimes, as shallow as the may be & i love treating others too. i got my mammy & daddy treats too, so this is a collective haul! i don’t think we’ll have to buy ANY chocolate until this time next year! #easter #eastersunday #eastereggs #family #treatyourself #retailtherapy

easter sunday, 20/04/2014 โค my brother & i are absolutely ruined by our wonderful parents. as a family we’re incredibly close & love celebrating every little holiday that we can & we like to make things special at each & every opportunity. the love & support of my family will always be more important that any material possessions, but it’s so important to treat yourself & the ones you love when you can. i know a lot of people wouldn’t agree with me, but spoil the people in your life with love, affection & pretty things whenever you can, because i know wee treats are what get me through sometimes, as shallow as the may be & i love treating others too. i got my mammy & daddy treats too, so this is a collective haul! i don’t think we’ll have to buy ANY chocolate until this time next year! #easter #eastersunday #eastereggs #family #treatyourself #retailtherapy

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