call me a safe bet, i'm betting i'm not...

my name is lois, i'm twenty one forever & i live in a wee village called cambusbarron, just outside stirling, scotland.

lush baths, sweet treats & living outwith my means.

i like tattoos & horror movies the best + halloween is my absolute favourite time of year.

i am vulgar & indecent 99.9% of the time & feel that i should of been raised as a male.

hopeless romantic underneath it all...
#barrym gelly nail polish.

#barrym gelly nail polish.

#barrym sequin effect & glitter nail polish.

#barrym sequin effect & glitter nail polish.

#barrym magnetic nail polish (which i can’t get to work…)

#barrym magnetic nail polish (which i can’t get to work…)

the amount i actually do my nails does not warrant getting this much new nail polish… ๐Ÿ™Š

the amount i actually do my nails does not warrant getting this much new nail polish… ๐Ÿ™Š

looking forward to using these :) #barrym

looking forward to using these :) #barrym

wee mini brush set to keep in my make-up bag :) #barrym

wee mini brush set to keep in my make-up bag :) #barrym

desperately needed new make-up brushes. hopefully they’ll do :) #barrym #revlon

desperately needed new make-up brushes. hopefully they’ll do :) #barrym #revlon

maxfactor make the palest ‘generic’ foundations & i’ve used this concealer & powder since i was a young teenager. definitely alright for ‘everyday’ use, but i’m so glad to have found illamasqua (much paler!) #maxfactor #rimmel

maxfactor make the palest ‘generic’ foundations & i’ve used this concealer & powder since i was a young teenager. definitely alright for ‘everyday’ use, but i’m so glad to have found illamasqua (much paler!) #maxfactor #rimmel

it seems i like pink lipstick… (the green one is ‘magic’ & turns pink) #revlon #barrym

it seems i like pink lipstick… (the green one is ‘magic’ & turns pink) #revlon #barrym

hot & cold neutral #gosh eyeshadow palettes.

hot & cold neutral #gosh eyeshadow palettes.

hands down the best eye shadows. tried the sparkly lilac one on & it’s like a beautiful pixie dust :)

hands down the best eye shadows. tried the sparkly lilac one on & it’s like a beautiful pixie dust :)

from baby pink to barbie pink. #blusher #revlon #barrym #bourjois

from baby pink to barbie pink. #blusher #revlon #barrym #bourjois

perfect opportunity to try ‘they’re real’! had to get the cherry dry shampoo purely because it looked cute :)

perfect opportunity to try ‘they’re real’! had to get the cherry dry shampoo purely because it looked cute :)

revenge of the ‘drug store’ make-up! i hate taking shite photos :( oops.

revenge of the ‘drug store’ make-up! i hate taking shite photos :( oops.

i want to drink this forever.

i want to drink this forever.